In light of sad evangelism…Bobby and i have put together a sure fire list to bring people into the saving graces of Jesus Christ.
Need an analogy? Here are a few of the best…
Jesus is like…
- …a softball glove. He will surely catch you and nevers makes an error.
- …Mr. Potato Head and we are the arms and feet. Some of us are the big clown feet while others are simply extra parts stuck in the behind compartment.
- …a Reese’s Pieces. Every bite is better then the first.
- …the Lochness Monster. If you catch a glimpse, your life will never be the same.
- …a pancake. The Holy Spirit is equally distributed like the syrup. As a opposed to the waffle where the syrup is hindered by the million little squares.
- …the 7/11. It has everything you need and is open 24/7.
- …is like facebook. He has tons of friends and is hipper than myspace.
- …is like Google. It’s the best and always has the best results when searching.
- …is like Marble Slab Ice Cream. I can tell you how good it is, but until you try it you’ll never know.
- …is like coffee. He gives to energy to kick start your day.
- …is like Sprite. He is refreshing whatever the circumstance.
- …is like chocolate milk. It’s just good.
- …is like Frisbee. Anyone can play and it’s for all ages.
- …is like a yo-yo. You can take him anywhere and he totally dominates the sleeper.
- …is like pro wrestling. If you think he’s fake, I dare you to climb in the ring.
-junglejon